Celluloid dreams

Cely Garcia, a barista in the McElroy Commons Starbucks who is a favorite among students, and football player Joshua Beekman ’06 opened their presentation of the Best Comedy award with this rim-shot punctuated exchange:

Beekman: You know, Cely, comedy is hard work, but being a football player is much harder. Intense conditioning, rigorous schedules. And they make us go to class most of the time.
Garcia: I should be so lucky.
Beekman: Working at Starbucks can’t be that bad.
Garcia: You try making coffee all day for a bunch of freshman.